This is my logic. I shouldn’t be allowed to talk to people.
Social anxieties, man. Overthinkin’ everything.
This is me everyday
My daughter ain’t dating no black lab
A seahorse admiring his own reflection from a divers watch.
or maybe he’s checking the fucking time. seahorses got places to go too y’know
The seahorse is one of the slowest fish in the ocean, the smallest able to move themselves at about 6 feet per hour. So if that seahorse has someplace to be I hope they’ve left a lot of time to get there.
"There is no way I am going to be able to pick the kids up from soccer practice now…"
muss it up jimmy, like the old times!
I’ll just leave this here for y’all